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4:00 p.m. Dog Day Afternoon - Carol consults a pet psychiatrist when Dreyfuss begins giving her the silent treatment; Laverne's investment in a local shopping mall makes her especially bossy.
4:30 p.m. More To Love - Emily has doubts about accompanying her overweight friend to a high school reunion; Laverne's gossip habit comes back to bite her when she and Harry mistakenly end up on the hospital grapevine.
4:00 p.m. My Dad, My Doctor - Emily and Harry disagree over the appropriate treatment method of her knee injury; Charley tags along on Patrick's camping trip.
4:30 p.m. Love and Marriage - Carol has trouble coping with the marriage of a younger cousin; Charley is sentenced to community service at the hospital, where he is confronted by Nurses' Jack Trenton.
4:00 p.m. The All-American Boy...Not! - Harry volunteers at an inner-city clinic and befriends a homeless boy with a medical condition.
4:30 p.m. Two For the Road - When Patrick and Emily take a road trip together, Charley convinces Carol that the two of them are having an affair.
4:00 p.m. Aunte Verne Knows Best - Laverne is obsessively over-protective of her visiting nephew (Joey Lawrence); given her past patterns, Carol becomes convinced that her relationship with Patrick will end by their approaching six-month anniversary.
4:30 p.m. My Mother, My Self - Charley's mom visits for Mother's Day with the news that she and his father have gotten a divorce.
4:00 p.m. Charley to the Rescue - Emily fills in for a waitress on Charley's cruise ship and is harassed by an obnoxious stand-up comic; Laverne sets Harry up on a date with a visiting friend (Barbara Mandrell).
4:30 p.m. Surprise! Surprise! - Harry overhears plans for what he thinks is a surprise party in his honor, which sparks flashbacks to episodes past.
3:00 p.m. Gesundheit - Charley becomes Dreyfuss' temporary caregiver when the Westons fear the baby is allergic to dogs; eerie noises from above convince Laverne that the clinic is haunted.
3:30 p.m. Under the Gun - Harry accidentally gets shot when a young patient brings a loaded gun into the clinic; Laverne is enthralled by scandal in Hickory; Charley interrupts Carol's date with a respected anthropologist.
4:00 p.m. Superbaby - Carol convinces herself that the hospital gave her the wrong baby; Laverne and Maxine pool their money for a baby gift but fail to agree on an appropriate choice.
4:30 p.m. Read All About It - A reporter writing about the clinic portrays Harry as a lone savior, which infuriates Maxine; Charley uses Dreyfuss to hit on a veterinarian.
4:00 p.m. Brotherly Shove - Charley takes a job as a used car salesman alongside his brother Deiter, who takes credit for Charley's success; Laverne and Maxine begin running for exercise but soon get competitive.
4:30 p.m. The Ballad of Shady Pines - Laverne fills in for a friend at Shady Pines, where Sophia's boyfriend makes a pass at her; Charley sees red when the Westons ask Maxine to housesit instead of him.
4:00 p.m. Hog Heaven - Harry doesn't think Laverne's new biker boyfriend is good enough for her; Carol gets a video camera to document the baby's childhood.
4:30 p.m. Charley's Millions - Charley receives an unexpected inheritance and uses the windfall to take the gang to Mardi Gras; Laverne's beloved cat dies.
4:00 p.m. Half That Jazz - Harry convinces his former jazz idol to play at a hospital benefit, unaware that a drinking problem had forced the man's retirement; Sophia seeks revenge on Charley for dumping her niece.
4:30 p.m. A Foreign Affair - Maxine gets a marriage proposal from a respected diplomat; Sophia and Charley get Carol hooked on the dog races; Carol finds her old guitar in the attic.
4:00 p.m. Lordy, Lordy, Landlordy - Harry, Maxine and Laverne do battle with their shady landlord and end up getting evicted from the clinic; Sophia convinces Carol to spend some time away from the baby, which is easier said than done.
4:30 p.m. The Devil & Dr. Weston - A wealthy donor to the clinic attempts to woo Harry; Carol helps a lonely cosmetics salesperson come out of her shell.
3:30 p.m. And Kevin Makes Three - Carol becomes jealous of her new boyfriend's fast bond with baby Scotty; Harry and Maxine attempt to teach Laverne to speak Spanish.
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