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12:00 p.m. Pilot - Harry doesn't realize his weekly dinner with a lady friend is leading to a relationship.
12:30 p.m. The Check Isn't in the Mail - Carol pulls out all the stops for a dinner with her cheating ex-husband; Harry thinks Dreyfuss may be sick.
2:00 p.m. Barbara Gets Shot - Harry urges Barbara to give up police work after an injury in the line of duty.
2:30 p.m. Fatal Attraction - Blanche throws herself at Harry, who attempts to fend off her advances; an old friend of Harry's dies.
12:00 p.m. Father of the Bride - Harry is thrilled when his matchmaking efforts for Barbara lead to a proposal.
12:30 p.m. Harry's Vacation - The girls send Harry on a relaxing vacation which proves to be anything but relaxing.
2:00 p.m. Tinker to Evers to Tucson - Laverne's husband gets traded to a baseball team in Arizona; a sick Charley camps out on Harry's couch.
2:30 p.m. What's a Father to Do? - Harry unknowingly makes important plans with both Carol and Barbara for the same evening.
12:30 p.m. Harry's Friend - Harry isn't too happy when Carol begins dating his old friend.
2:00 p.m. Libby's Gift - An organ ordered by Libby before her death arrives at the house, and Harry becomes obsessed with learning to play their favorite song; a young patient asks Harry for birth control.
2:30 p.m. Full Nest - A financially strapped Barbara moves in with Harry, who can't cope with her reckless lifestyle.
12:00 p.m. Here's a Howdy-Do - Harry is bothered by the fact that no one seems to like his new girlfriend.
12:30 p.m. Strange Bedfellows - Carol falls for a South American freedom fighter, while young Jeffrey develops a crush on Laverne.
2:00 p.m. Tears of a Clown - Carol lands a job as the hospital's public relations director and causes a scandal when revealing the mental health issues of a beloved TV clown.
2:30 p.m. Blame It on the Moon - The full moon brings romance in unexpected places for Harry, Barbara and Carol.
2:00 p.m. Dumped - Harry's friendship with Dorothy is tested when her nephew dumps Barbara.
2:30 p.m. The More Things Change - Harry butts heads with the new hospital administrator when she forces him to relocate his office; Carol attempts to right a childhood wrong against Barbara; Charley tries out a new look.
3:00 p.m. Stand By Your Man - When constant interruptions affect Laverne's relationship with Matt, she finds herself drawn to another man; Harry meets a woman whose dog looks just like Dreyfuss.
3:30 p.m. My Pal Valy-Val - Carol goes off looking for a friend and ends up stopping a woman from committing suicide; Charley tags along on Harry's camping retreat; a psychic opens up a shop next to the clinic, intriguing Laverne and annoying Maxine.
12:00 p.m. Man of the Year - Harry's philandering father comes to Miami to see Harry receive a prestigious award, and Carol becomes convinced he's dying.
12:30 p.m. Cyrano de Weston - Harry unknowingly helps Charley woo his own girlfriend; an eccentric relative leaves Barbara and Carol very different inheritances.
3:00 p.m. My Sister, My Friend - Harry agrees to bring Carol and Barbara with him on a trip to Paris if they can get along for a full month; Charley wins a greyhound in a card game.
3:30 p.m. A Life in the Day - Harry sees a series of patients, from a newborn baby to a teen going off to college.
12:00 p.m. Settling - Carol's new boyfriend is all for marriage but not consummation.
12:30 p.m. Harry Snubs Laverne - Laverne successfully campaigns to get Harry elected to the hospital's hall of fame, but he forgets to thank her in his acceptance speech; two young patients announce wedding plans; Charley asks to be buried with the Westons.
3:00 p.m. On the Interpretation of Dreams - A bizarre recurring dream has Harry unable to sleep; Carol and Barbara spend the night trying to analyze its meaning.
3:30 p.m. Between a Cop and a Hard Place - Barbara's new police partner is dating Carol and, Barbara soon discovers, several other women as well; Harry coaches a youth baseball team.
12:00 p.m. Just You and My Kid - A former patient returns to Miami to ask Harry to father her child.
12:30 p.m. Rambo of Neiman Marcus - Carol creates a media frenzy when she thwarts a mall thief while police officer Barbara stands by; Harry gets into a car accident with Rose.
2:00 p.m. You Are 16 Going on 17...and I'm Not - Carol begins a relationship with the 19-year-old student she's tutoring; Laverne is depressed about missing her best friend's birthday party.
2:30 p.m. The R.N. Who Came to Dinner - Laverne moves in with the Westons after a fight with Nick; a young patient who can't get a date to the school dance asks Harry to take her.
12:30 p.m. Green Eggs and Harry - Harry and Carol team up to write a children's book, but Barbara seems to have better narrative ideas; Charley has jury duty.
2:00 p.m. Overdue for a Job - Carol takes a job at a university library and butts heads with an obnoxious professor; Charley joins a Big Brother program.
2:30 p.m. A Christmas Story - When Dreyfuss runs away on Christmas Eve, the Westons face their first holiday at home since Libby died; Laverne refuses to accept a gift from Harry.
12:30 p.m. Change of Heart - An overworked Harry suffers an angina attack but refuses to slow down, which puts everyone on edge.
2:00 p.m. Harry's Choice - Harry pushes Barbara toward a career in real estate when she becomes fed up with the police force; Carol attempts to save enough money to fund a gift for Harry.
2:30 p.m. Complainin' in the Rain - A rainy afternoon leads Barbara and Carol on an adventure; Harry and Laverne disagree over the circumstances of their first meeting.
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